oh balls!

Oh fucking man! OH FUCKING MAN! OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Remember that whole, be around for 2-3 months? yeah, no. No not at all. TWO WEEKS, motherfuckers! I signed today. I leave in two fucking weeks! And I'm gonna be an MP after all. Fate decided that for me when I didn't get a qualifying score on the DLAB... by 5 points AND that's only because they raised the standard by 10 points just last month. If I had talked to the recruiters like, 2 months ago, I could've had either of the MI jobs I wanted. There's a reason for everything though. This will be good. It's more fun anyways. Too bad I don't get to go to DLI in Monterrey though. If I like the Army, I can always reenlist and reclass in 3 years.

Oh, and I'm in for 5 motherfucking years. Oof. Good thing there's no minimum weight anymore either b/c I'm just barely over the old standard and I was afraid that all the running might make me lose the 5 pounds that would have fucked me over.

I can't believe I'm leaving in two weeks. That's seriously intense. I thought I had some time to get my shit in order and to just kind of hang out with my old friends, but man, this is FAST.